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It was entertainment night at the Senior Citizens Centre.
After the community sing-along, led by Alice at the piano, it was time for the star of the show – Harry the Hypnotist!
Harry explained that he was going to put the whole audience into a trance “Yes, each and every one of you and all at the same time,” said Harry.
The excited chatter dropped to silence as Harry carefully withdrew, from his waistcoat pocket, a beautiful antique gold pocket watch and chain.
“I want you to keep your eyes on this watch” said Harry, holding the watch high for all to see.
“It’s a very special and valuable watch that has been in my family for six generations,” said Harry.
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, “Watch the watch — watch the watch —- watch the watch”
The audience became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth.
The lights were twinkling as they were reflected from its gleaming surfaces.
One hundred and fifty pairs of eyes followed the movements of the gently swaying watch.
They were all hypnotized.
And then, suddenly, the chain holding the watch broke!
The beautiful watch fell to the stage and burst into fragments on impact. “SHIT!” shouted Harry.
It took the staff three days to completely clean up the Senior Citizens Centre and Harry was never invited back again.
When nothing goes right… Go left.
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Happy St Patrick’s Day- Irish Blessing:
May the road rise to meet you. May the wind be always at your back. May the sun shine warm upon your face and until we meet again. May the lord hold you in the palm of his hand.
I just discovered my age group! I am a Seenager (“Senior Teenager”). I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 50-60 years later. I don’t have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month. I have my own pad. I don’t have a curfew. I have a driver’s license and my own car. I have ID that gets me into bars, liquor stores, and the wine store. The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant. They aren’t scared of anything, they have been blessed to live this long, why be scared? And I don’t have acne. Life is Good!
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